“Guys, get me a hand—the ‘Trump trade’ has crashed like crazy!

Let’s look at the numbers first. Don’t mind me rambling, these numbers are enough to give you a heart attack: Trump Media & Technology (DJT), which operates Truth Social, has seen its stock price plummet by 75% since Trump took office! 75%! If you bought in at the beginning of the year with $1,000, you’d only have $250 left—enough for two McDonald’s Big Mac meals, and you’d have to be careful with your money.

Even more shocking are the memecoins. Tokens named after Trump have fallen by 86%; Melania’s are even worse, 99%! Almost worthless! My neighbor Dave told me last month, ‘This is the First Family’s coin, a sure thing!'” “As a result, the Melania Coins he bought for $500 can now only buy a medium-sized Starbucks cold brew. And that WorldLiberty Financial token has dropped 40% since its launch in September. Oh, and Bitcoin didn’t escape the fate either, plummeting 30% since October—this isn’t cryptocurrency, it’s a ‘crypto disaster’!

Remember what Trump promised during his inauguration? ‘Deregulation! Tax cuts! Support for cryptocurrencies! Let American investors make a fortune!’ And what happened? Regulation wasn’t relaxed much, taxes weren’t cut much, and cryptocurrencies collapsed first. So, following his investment strategy was like throwing money into a fire? In short, this ‘Trump trade’ has crashed horribly. Ordinary investors are crying their eyes out, while the Trump family? They had a buffer and didn’t lose anything. Ah, this is the ‘charm’ of capitalism—the rich never lose, it’s always us small investors who lose!”